JOHN's definitions

Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

by John March 31, 2005

bookies

Betting shop - slang

Im going to the bookies to bet on a horse.

by John March 30, 2005

gunit

Gunit is not "ganster uit" it is "Guerilla unit" get it right faggets

lloyd banks, 50 cent, Tony Yayo, Young Buck, The Game, Olivia

by john March 29, 2005

Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.

Hi Clarita! It's me John.

by John March 27, 2005

sixpack

stomach that is muscular enough to resemble a six pack of soda cans

The wrestler had a sixpack from doing crunches three times a week.

by John March 27, 2005

breaking benjamin

heavy metal band with two albums, we are not alone and saturate

show me how it ends, it's alright
show me how defenseless you really are
satisfied and empty inside
well that's alright, let's give this another try
-so cold

I want a normal life
just like a new born child
I am a lover hater
I am an instigater
You are an oversight
Don't try to compromise
I'll learn to love to hate it
I am not integrated
-sooner or later

by John March 27, 2005