JOHN's definitions

rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

by John March 18, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

gooberxxxzzz

a god like being. praised by all as the supreme being. better than everyone else. ultimate destroyer of people.

gooberxxxzzz destroyed that wtran and jrichmond over there with pure power. OMFG

by john May 6, 2005

space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.

Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!

by John November 15, 2004

boof it

To smuggle something into prison via your anus.

Harry passed out after boofing in 2 cartons of cigs.

by John October 1, 2004