JOE's definitions

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

sexafile

Someone who cant get enough sex

Kaysha:I slept with a dog,hampster,horse,cat,rat,and my boyfriend last night...And I still had to masterbait.

Joe:Your a real sexafile

by Joe July 19, 2004

splace

1) to go somewhere
2) to spread out

1) splace bk to my yard
2) she was splaced out on my bed

by joe April 9, 2004

preliminary end

a fucking awesome punk band

preliminary end's concert was awesome last night

by joe April 27, 2004

blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary ja wanna that you cant see straight

tim is fookin' blazed

by Joe April 12, 2004

dusthead

someone who smokes angeldust aka pcp

dave is such a dusthead

by joe June 9, 2004

Commerce Special

Banging Kristen from behind and using her back as a plate while eating a Mcgriddle sandwich from McDonald's.

Jules gave out a record twenty hotcakes last night at the club and capped off the night with a Commerce Special.

by Joe February 26, 2004