Definitions by JOE

adit 

a small type of bird that lives in london. Associated with budgies. reffered to as O'y'y'y'y'y'y'y'y'y'y'y'y. Is very unpopular. is a prik

Ure an adit
he just said an adit
is it a bird, is it plane, no its adit
adit is gay

adit by Joe June 19, 2006

gateway 

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.

Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.

gateway by Joe June 18, 2006

fo shizzle my puerto rizzle 

I wholeheartly concur, my Puerto Rican friend.
Dervied from fo shizzle my nizzle.

There's a lack of decent FTP clients for Linux!
Fo shizzle my puerto rizzle!

fo shizzle my puerto rizzle by Joe June 18, 2006

Ninja Ball 

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

Ninja Ball by Joe May 27, 2006

Bob 

A Bend Over Buddy. Slang used by homosexual partners.

Yeah, John is my BOB.

Bob by Joe April 22, 2006

Aiken-itious 

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

Aiken-itious by Joe December 26, 2005

ultimate justice 

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

ultimate justice by Joe September 17, 2005