JOE's definitions

Scissored

drunk. Similar to crunk.

We got scissored on Petron.

by Joe May 6, 2005

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

Buttchink

A word substituted for any other word, generally an insult.

You stupid... buttchink!

by Joe November 24, 2004

small package

derogatory nickname for an annoying little brother, referring to his undeveloped genitalia

get the fuck out of here, small package!

by Joe December 4, 2004

sloppy joe

when your eating a girl out and she bleeds on your nose.

Last night, i got a sloppy joe from my girlfriend.

by Joe April 11, 2003

Faggotry

The art of labeling one a faggot; the practice of humiliating an individual through the use of an audience; to faggot someone.

Joe's comment on Bebo's unearthly fetish for obese black women was absolute faggotry!

by Joe October 26, 2004

Westmont

Town in Chicago IL, that is becoming more city like every year. This town is large, and has many awsome people in it. Everybody wishes there town was like westmonts.

Dam dawn westmont is better than my town.

by Joe August 14, 2006