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Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.
Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.
by Joe February 14, 2004
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Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark
selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.
by joe November 5, 2004
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qulia

the best of quality, including touch, feeling, seeing
qualify is no longer the best, qulia is the final touch
by joe May 13, 2005
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gateway

Cow. A reference to the gateway computer box design.
Q: You don't think she's hot?

A: Dude, she's a gateway.
by Joe June 18, 2006
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Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.
B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*
by Joe August 15, 2005
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pi

A multiplier with infinate decimal places, used to find the circumference of a circle. Its actually a ratio.

circumference=diameter x pi, meaning that all circles are exactly pi times further around than they are across
pi = 3.14159265... and a bunch more
by joe August 1, 2005
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badonkadonk

holy fuck, thats a huge badonkadonk
by joe May 18, 2003
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