JOE's definitions

j/k

Just Kidding

Your a noob you dam tker, and I am not j/k'n.

by Joe January 8, 2004

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

njubi

"Swedified" version of the term "newbie/n00b"

"din jevla njuuuubi"

by Joe May 12, 2003

Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark

selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.

by joe November 5, 2004

shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008

blend 27

A break off of the incredibly famous zymurgy. The band contains Justin (bass, vocals) Blayne (guitar) Greg (guitar and joe (booms)

Dude blend 27 is cool.

by joe March 21, 2005

teabagger

Any guy who drives a Ford Explorer "Sport" (the two door model).

This espescially applies to Explorer Sport drivers with bicycle racks mounted on top of their vehichles.

by Joe December 1, 2003