JOE's definitions

corn rows

hair style typical of crazy negros who eat fried chicken all motherfuckin day

Yeah check out deez corn rows nigga, ay yo pass the fried chicken before i sock two in yo ass ho

by Joe May 13, 2005

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 7, 2004

Birmingham

Any type of foreplay action in the bedroom, Come from the term "Sit on my face and tell me you love Birmingham!"

"Hey honey fancy a journy to Birmingham"

by Joe May 23, 2003

Sticky pit

When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.

Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.

by joe September 29, 2004

donut shop

A record store. Coined by De La Soul off their second album "De La Soul Is Dead".

"I went to the donut shop and bought a bunch of 45's."

by Joe November 24, 2009

ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003

marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.

He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.

by joe March 19, 2003