JOE's definitions

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.

There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY

by Joe June 20, 2003

gravy

What true italians call tomato sauce

(nonna):"Ehhh peppino, getta you hands outta my garvy!"

(peppino): "Nonna i just want a meatball! damn!.....Sorry i didn't mean
to swear, no dont hit me with the spoon!!!!"

by joe January 18, 2005

rain

a free car wash for poor people

yo, check out the rain
yeah, free car wash nigga

by Joe March 12, 2005

law dog

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

by Joe July 15, 2004

George W Bush

a bush that seems to increase in power and stupitidy when in close proximity to a dick

I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes.

by joe November 5, 2004

Crack Fucker

A person that shoots crack up their ass.

Yo, that bitch is a crack fucker.

by Joe June 18, 2004