milk shake

Quite a rare speciment indeed! When one sticks a straw up a girls vaginal area and sucks all the liquid out! IT is very done correctly, but when done by the masters it will give the girl a tingly feeling!

Man i milk shaked that girl dry!

by joe April 27, 2004

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe January 06, 2007

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005

blumby

recieving a blow job while taking a shit

Tom recently recieved a blumpy in the bathroom at mcdonalds.

by joe May 13, 2005

monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

j.k

Used In internet or text slang, short for joke. Often said jk or jok.

Your such a GEEK! j.k, j.k j.k! Can't you take a j.k?

by Joe March 28, 2005