JOE's definitions

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 2, 2005

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

milkboy

having pale white skin and black hair

Vlatamir Redmonovic is a milkboy

by joe March 11, 2004

misunderestimated

1. Doofimizm used only by fully edgymicated presidents when their teleprompters are busted or they are feeling kinda smart or when they wants to show all them handlers at the white house just who's really in charge around here.

I must have misunderestimated all them nuculer bombs and them weapons of mass disappearance in that there eye rack.

by JOE August 26, 2003

penis

its a wiener

the wiener is sucking

by joe June 25, 2004

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005