turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 12, 2003

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tush

rear-end, butt, behind

She had a nice tush.

by joe April 21, 2003

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Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

by Joe November 10, 2003

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The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

by Joe December 16, 2004

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Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

by Joe February 21, 2004

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"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 22, 2004

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Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 17, 2003

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