JM's definitions

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

gyrated

it means getting raelly drunk, actually on a whole different level, way beyond crunk , twisted , and faded.

Do you remember last nite at all, nope i was most certainly gyrated.

by JM February 3, 2005

M40A1

A modern 7.62x51 Nato bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Marine Corps.

"The hapless Taliban group was pinned down behind a rock, trapped out in the open. We had them. Two of their buddies lay dead. Their AK's were useless. One of them made the mistake of peeking out from the rock. He lifted his head up again. I saw his eyes through the Unertl's 10x scope. It looked as if they met mine, even though he couldn't see where we were. Then.."

by JM October 23, 2003

sync

short for synchronize: to set two things to the same time or value, or to update a database shared by two devices

Type the addresses into your computer, then sync it with your PDA.

by JM May 9, 2003

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004

trotch

An insulting word used when someone is a combination of: tramp, bitch, snatch...

What a trotch, I cant believe she did that...

by JM April 10, 2003

Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.

Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."

by JM January 23, 2005