JIm's definitions

php

A server-side scripting language that kicks the living shit out of PERL and A$P.

<?php
$arr = array(
"1" => "PERL sucks",
"2" => "ASP sucks"
);

print_r($arr);
?>

by Jim November 12, 2003

Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.

we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.

by jim December 28, 2005

arse nazi

usually used in reference to homosexuals or people of fruity nature

Refers to the domination of the anus
and rectal area

>That guy in the pink shirt is such a arse Nazi
>I bet Humphrey has been arse nazied

by jim December 8, 2004

Randerson

Confused. Lost in a hazy world beyond comprehension

Bugger me, I'm really Randerson at the moment

by Jim July 18, 2006

pop

Horrible "music" in wich teenage girls age 13 and up sing about the hardships of love, they do not write their own songs, nor music, and there are no real instruments, just a repetitive and chaotic electronic beat in the background with the girl constantly going "ooooh ooooh! oh woah woah woah woah woah woah, heee heeeeya-ya! ooooh baby!" in between verses.
In a word, ass paste.

Pop sucks for the most part, but as alwayse there are exceptions. while i don't like her music, i respect alicia keys. she actualy writes her own songs, is a good poet and is a freakin amazing pianist.

by Jim September 23, 2005

lock

Something generally used to keep something safe from idiots who don't know how to pick it. Generally quite simple to pick. (See shim, lockpick)

You really think that lock will keep your bike safe?

by Jim September 28, 2003

s00t

An Expression of Joy or Happiness, best written, not pronounced. Substitution for w00t.

s000000000000t! I just ran that mug.

by Jim December 8, 2003