richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.
"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."
by jim June 24, 2003
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latina

Latin women are very moody, jealous, fierce women that probably need a strong man to handlle them.

I've tried picking up on Latina's but they give me the "I don't go for white boys line" most of the time, the younger ones seem to be attracted to black and latin men some of the older ones go for white men, makes ya wonder if it's for the money...
who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? don't you know I"m loco....
by jim April 24, 2005
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lunkee

n. the fecal matter of a human. v. the act of excreting fecal matter.
that lunkee clogged the toilet.

after i ate mexican, i lunkeed.
by jim August 30, 2004
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lock

Something generally used to keep something safe from idiots who don't know how to pick it. Generally quite simple to pick. (See shim, lockpick)
You really think that lock will keep your bike safe?
by Jim September 29, 2003
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the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants
That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.
by Jim June 10, 2004
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g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.
You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!
by Jim December 05, 2004
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im flapping my wings

im flapping my wings
by jim March 04, 2003
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