JIm's definitions

La Familia

The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.

Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!

by Jim April 17, 2005

ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

by Jim April 2, 2005

popely

acting like the pope

"that guy is quite popely

by jim May 7, 2005

dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by Jim February 26, 2005

submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 8, 2003

roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

by jim October 18, 2006

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003