82 definition by JIMBOB

an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.
omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?
by jimbob February 15, 2003

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A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 20, 2003

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someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person
OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

by jimbob October 12, 2003

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One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.
"look, another Adderley! Mummy's made a little balloon doggy. Isn't Mummy clever!!"
by JimBob January 29, 2004

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The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."
The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.
by Jimbob January 15, 2004

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gaf extrodinaire
bronfufu likes gay man buttsekz
by jimbob May 02, 2003

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super bitch who is mad :) and also super cool :D
trillex is marvy and super
by jimbob April 02, 2005

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