JIMBOB's definitions

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003

tuffie

tuffie - confectionary

comes from middle england

"you coming to the tuffie shop mate?"

by jimbob January 21, 2004

skerfing

another word for surfing used by ...... me

im going skerfing

by jimbob May 10, 2003

pen15

something you write in very large print on your forehead and show off in public places.

hot chick: lance looks so dope with pen15 written on his forehead

by jimbob November 23, 2002

Chav Hunting

A game with rapidly increasing popularity in towns and cities all over Britain. The idea is to amass a gang of your own peers and take out as many chavs (see chav) as possible. The connoisseurs of this sport are pushing to make this sort of pursuit legal, and have achieved some success at local election level in many Northern English towns (see blackpool,bradford,burnley,york etc) and are vowing to make it a parliamentary and general election issue very soon. As soon as this sport is legalised we can kill the chavs, and save the world!

(see also euthanasia,mercy killing,extermination,pest control etc)

Me: You wanna go chav hunting?
You: Let's kill the scum!

by Jimbob May 5, 2005

cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

by jimbob February 15, 2003

atomic wedgie

a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.

w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!

by jimbob February 27, 2003