Definitions by JIMBOB

butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

butt monkey by jimbob November 17, 2003

liqachu 

uber l33t graphic designer

Oh my god Billy, that poster by Liqachu fucking rocks.

liqachu by Jimbob October 31, 2003

punders 

large, unattractive pants

punders by jimbob October 19, 2003

bate 

means something is shit

man u r bate at football

bate by jimbob October 13, 2003

D-Pak 

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

D-Pak by jimbob October 12, 2003

Servalone 

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

Servalone by jimbob September 20, 2003

Part-time back syndrome 

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

Part-time back syndrome by jimbob September 20, 2003