butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

by jimbob November 17, 2003

hodgie

1.)A person of middle-eastern heritage
2.)A person with a darkish colored skin (not black).

I wanna kill that fuckin hodgie Osama bin Laden!

by Jimbob March 13, 2003

dope ass

when something is really cool or really good.

damn that weed was pretty dope ass!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

dope ass

having a good looking ass.

1. kelly's got one dope ass

2. emanuel's donkey is one dope ass

by jimbob February 15, 2003

puchy

to be so hungry you cannot think of anything or concentrate on anything but food

Meggie said to Stacey "Man, I was so puchy right before lunch in calculus"

by Jimbob October 07, 2004

minge

a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest

your mums got a saggy minge

by jimbob April 17, 2004

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003