Definitions by JIMBOB

dipan 

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.

oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot

dipan by JimBob December 25, 2003

Fritherized 

The impersonation of the mighty frith by dropping,tripping,spilling or breaking.

Wax?....what WAX!!!

Fritherized by jimbob December 20, 2003

Random bloody stone 

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

Random bloody stone by jimbob December 20, 2003

tits 

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

tits by Jimbob December 11, 2003

pickleweasel 

a moose that looks like a) a wild mountain pickle or b) a evil mung pickle.

the pickleweasel garumphed over the shazwar

pickleweasel by Jimbob December 10, 2003

not scottish 

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

not scottish by Jimbob December 2, 2003

Dacto 

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

Dacto by jimbob November 17, 2003