JIM's definitions

dirty poop games

An act of "love" between 2 gay men after a night on the town. See lots of gay anal sex

Visitor: Knock, knock
Gayman1: Hi there matey, come on in but please mind the mess.
Visitor: What's been going on in here? Have you had friends round last night?
Gayman2: Hi there, I'm Quentin.
Visitor: Hi, nice to meet you quentin. What's that smell in the air? It kinda smells fousty - almost like poop
Gayman1: Err, I don't smell anything.
Visitor: And what's this brown stain on the sofa.
Quentin: Ok, you've caught us out, we were playing dirty poop games last night.
Visitor: I'm feel sick, I'm going home.

by Jim July 19, 2004

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

by jim March 8, 2005

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004

richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.

"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."

by jim June 24, 2003

cloits

A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.

"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."

by Jim July 1, 2003

wayne

The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

by Jim July 18, 2006