jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 04, 2004

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 13, 2003

PAL-Z

Obese know-it-all. Prime example of what a nose, or eyebrows, should not look like. What happens when you eat everything in sight, and have never set eyes on a hairbrush, or the sun.

1: Look, a PAL-Z, over there!
2: *yelling* STOP EATING!

by JH March 27, 2005

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 13, 2003

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 13, 2003

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014