JH 's definitions

oohrah

Military slang for 'yes sir' or 'agreed'

Get tactical Marines!
oohrah!

by JH November 15, 2004

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)

- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese

by jh January 3, 2004

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 12, 2003

lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.

"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."

by jh January 17, 2005

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014

Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

by jh May 13, 2005