JH 's definitions

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 12, 2003

Ounk

A foreign slang for "Hottie". Mostly used by strange man when complimenting SPECIAL girls. This word is directed to people who have short hair and the cutest smile.

Marcie is an Ounk. She is the greatest.

by JH May 28, 2003

lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.

"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."

by jh January 17, 2005

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014

PAL-Z

Obese know-it-all. Prime example of what a nose, or eyebrows, should not look like. What happens when you eat everything in sight, and have never set eyes on a hairbrush, or the sun.

1: Look, a PAL-Z, over there!
2: *yelling* STOP EATING!

by JH March 27, 2005

quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005

Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

by jh May 13, 2005