JESSICA's definitions

ds

dick sucking

she got them ds lips

by jessica February 18, 2004

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

tickly

a 3 year old's towel

Ewww, get away from me with that tickly

by Jessica February 21, 2003

fucker

one who fucks

wanna fuck?

by jessica October 27, 2002

shit-trailored

very drunk; wasted; intoxicated way beyond legal consumption levels.

This past weekend at the party I got "shit-trailored".

by Jessica March 22, 2005

monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003