dito

Used when an idiot can't spell the actual word "ditto".

When someone agrees with your sentiment, they can write the word, "ditto"; however, under-educated people may write "dito".

by mymindseye May 07, 2010

dito

A man among men. The term dito is used for a man who has a large penis. (9 inches and over)

"Damn Bro your shit is Dito!" or once the word is out that a man has this title he is simply then called "Dito"

by Jessica October 29, 2003

dito

someone who is dumb but said in a nice way

you're such a dito

by amor y paz April 22, 2015

dito

Normally the best friend of a guy that may like you or of a guy who wants to know everything that you do. Ditos have eyes on the back of their HEADS so WATCH OUT!! They tell the guy EVERYTHING that you do and then some.

Edgar: OMG Stan did you know that Kaitlyn smoked?
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!

by LunaLovely April 13, 2008

dito

Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.

"I gave her the biggest dito when she wasn't looking."

by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

dito

The oldest form of 'dajto' that preceeds even 'dto'. An ap.

dito däckade under bordet på nyårsafton.

by ap January 16, 2003

Ditoing

Common phrase used in the public service sector. Refers to performing oral sex on one's supervisor in hopes of gaining an advantage over one's peer.

"Can you believe that Will is ditoing again? He is going to run this place some day"

by Impact103 March 07, 2014