JESSE's definitions

oopsie

when u think u have to fart but then u shit

On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.

by Jesse March 30, 2004

thass

Thass; the thigh / ass crease or more importantly the lack there of.

Her ass has become one with her thigh , where there was once once a seperation there is no more.

by Jesse May 13, 2005

heater

A ciggarette

Hey can I bum a heater

by Jesse October 29, 2003

Kittie

Pussy or just a great piece of ass. Use it when shoping with grandma and friends.

While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"

by Jesse February 26, 2005

Pink Moose

A guy who looks, and acts, like a pink moose.

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!

by Jesse March 18, 2004

Ragly

Messy, frayed. Un-ordered in appearance or behavior. Resembling a rag.

Originally meant to describe clothing, and so now particulary appropriate as an adjective used to describe any non-clothing article.

First known appearance: Buffalo, New York, Depew train station, as observed by the author, "Portable Road". (Pub. 1999)

(Derogatory.)

"take yo ragly ass up out my place." (Portable Road, 1999)

by jesse November 9, 2004

muslav

the god russian pop star

"look, it's Muslav! I'm going to get his autograph on my hairy chest."

by jesse May 3, 2004