While friend Jesse and Gary where out shoping with Jesus and a hot big breasted tight assed woman walks by Jesse says "Look at that tight little kittie" While Jesus ask "What? I dont see a pet store"
by Jesse February 26, 2005

Dude, the pink moose is here!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!
The ULTIMATE MOOSE
Dude you being such a moose today
MAn stop being so pink!
by Jesse March 18, 2004

by Jesse December 31, 2003

a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.
by jesse February 12, 2004

The world is as small as a marijuana nug. Someone or something out there is smoking us in a pipe right now. When it lights it up for a toke, well where the hell do you think all the wild fires come from, and whenever he gets to a hippy bomb, well one word (TSUNAMI). Now onto the nazi part. See at the time the world was one strain of weed, and the nazi party was a stronger more potent strain of weed. So when he hit the shit the stronger strain took over, and that is where the nazi party came about. The third reich was the last toke of the pipe. Just like the nazi's it was working out so well and then just ended. So did the bowl.
The Third Reich is the last toke of the bowl, blunt, doobie, or joint.
The Third Reich is the last toke of the bowl, blunt, doobie, or joint.
by Jesse March 19, 2005

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.
"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"
or
"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"
or
"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"
by Jesse March 6, 2005

by Jesse November 16, 2003
