Definitions by JESSE

coo 

another word for couchie

baby ur coo is so warm and juicy

coo by jesse May 13, 2005

yeah dude 

Newly defined term amongst scenesters for jocks and preps, derived from their constant use of "YEAH DUDE!"

Scenester: Some yeah dude just called me a fag cause I'm wearing tight girl pants.

yeah dude by Jesse May 13, 2005

IRC 

IRC, or internet relay chat. Connects aliented intellectuals via a scrolling text based medium, where they lurk in silence.

I'm gonna go try to get some attention on IRC

IRC by Jesse May 13, 2005

Spogangster 

A Spogangster or Spokangster is a person between ages 10 and 27 found in the city of Spokane. They typically wear crappy JNCO's, South Pole clothes, and the occasional Aeropostale and BOSS Wear hoodie. Also thinks U.S. Polo Association is a designer Ralph Lauren brand. Fake bling piercings are da bomb for them. The girls typically shop at Rave, Deb and other crappy girl's stores with "baby girl" shirts in them. They have no sense of fashion other than MTV rap videos, so they ultimately love their male counterpart Spogangsters, thinnking they are the rappers on MTV. Worships J-Lo and Lil' Jon. Guys have to be blonde, skinny and have shaved heads. Facial hair is highly encouraged to cover their white skin, so as to appear more Black. Ultimately failing. They typically hang out at Northtown Mall or walking up and down Division Street.

"Holy shit look at that Spogangster wih his baggy gray track suit and fake chains!"

Spogangster by Jesse May 13, 2005

benalia 

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

benalia by Jesse April 4, 2005

Shrimp smackdown 

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

Shrimp smackdown by Jesse April 4, 2005

streezza 

Pizza that has been left, intentionally or otherwise, on the street. May or may not be edible.

I was having a bad night, but then I found half a streezza, so it didn't turn out too bad in the end.

streezza by Jesse March 24, 2005