Dutchmen
Probably the greatest Junior B hockey team to ever play hockey. Based out of Kitchener, the Dutchmen are the biggest snipeshows in the league.
Dutchmen by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007
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dutchmen
The docks of the Lower East Side were crowded with peddlers - Irishmen, Dutchmen, Italians and Jews.
dutchmen by John Foley July 12, 2006
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flying Dutchmen
A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.
flying Dutchmen by The Addict February 2, 2007
flying dutchmen
The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.
Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.
flying dutchmen by Daedae84 March 5, 2009
The Flying Dutchmen
Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.
"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"
"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"
"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"
The Flying Dutchmen by T J W September 29, 2007
the dutchmen
A sexual act involving a man suspended over their partners face while the partner is laying down. The man puts his balls in their mouth while facing their partners feet and rests his asshole on their nose.
the dutchmen by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011
flying dutchmen
a move, best performed at wild water kingdom, when on a double tube ride through the dark tunnel, riders jump off of the tube and hang on to the back of it, thus flying, as the flying dutchmen, a.k.a the superman.
bj and jr perform this the best, while "the natural" prefers to sit in his own feces, and then walk around the park
"the natural" also performs "the bridge" the best...
bj and jr perform this the best, while "the natural" prefers to sit in his own feces, and then walk around the park
"the natural" also performs "the bridge" the best...
flying dutchmen by B to the G July 9, 2006
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