JEREMY's definitions

costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.

- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.

by Jeremy March 1, 2005

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

chism

to chill

Homey1: "Yo i'm so extremely heated right now!"

Homey2: "Chismmmmmm"

by Jeremy April 18, 2004

Pop Rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from the Green Day song, "Pop Rocks and Coke", a song about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. Althought it hasn't gotten that far....it might.

Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.

by Jeremy October 7, 2004

Licuria's Mum

See MILF
Matthew Licuria (Licuria) has a really hot mum that everyone would like to bang.

Whoa man, your girlfriend's as hot as Licuria's mum!

by Jeremy October 6, 2004

Joshin' it up

To masturbate, usually done by a male, in a public place. In commmemoration of a guy I knew who got caught whacking off in the bathroom. Enough Said.

Hells yeah! Joshin' it up is freakin' awesome!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.

Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!

by Jeremy December 4, 2003