Definitions by JDog

texas hot plate 

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

texas hot plate by jDog June 21, 2006

shytown 

what rappers and black people call Chicago

Shytown is the shit my nigga

shytown by JDog April 2, 2005

camden pizza 

Puddle of vomit on sidewalk. Dual association of both that vomit strongly resembles what vendors in Camden pass off as pizza, and that Camden bar-goers often end the evening with a spew outside the bar.

I slipped on some camden pizza whilst crossing the street to get a bag of skunk.

camden pizza by JDOG November 28, 2004

chetly 

to be similar in mannerisms and appearance to the character Chet from Weird Science.

"My brother is one chetly bastard."

chetly by JDog August 10, 2004

chuch

chuch = church
it's a cousin of preach
a) "what i said is so true, like a preacher at church"
b) when other's respond to your statement with chuch, it means 'true! we firmly believe/love what you said, like you preachin to us at church! '

To keep your hos in line you need a strong pimp hand. chuch.

chuch by jdog June 28, 2004

skeet 

skeet does have multiple meanings but in "Get Low", specifically, skeet skeet refers to the sound of the spray bottles or water guns they sprayin on the strippers as part of the show and at wet t-shirt contests.

watch the video again.before they grab the supersoaker theres a sign above it that reads 'skeet for points'.
down skeet skeet muthafucka

skeet by jdog June 28, 2004

Cudahy Snickers Bar 

A corn filled turd that is placed on a significant other's property as a symbol of deep hatred. The orthodox version includes topping off with a well placed line of cum.

Fernando gave his girlfriend a Cudahy Snickers Bar on the hood of her car. He even frosted it for her!

Cudahy Snickers Bar by JDog March 24, 2004