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You called me while I was TAFS, I'll call you back in a few minutes.
TAFS by Curticio February 19, 2021
Words you can keep
1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).
gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.
tafs by Pedro Sosa October 5, 2010
Related Words
tafseer tafsa Tafsir tafsama tafsgin tafshawn tafshi tafsi TAFSO TAF
Short for "Tool Academy For Sure".
A handy acronym for pointing out tools (or possible contestants on MTV's Tool Academy) without them knowing what you're saying.
He is so TAFS.
TAFS by Fru Grump July 8, 2011
Territorial Army Foundation Scheme

The physical entrance test for potential TA recruits. It may vary depending on the different trades (infantry, chef, medic, etc).
I'm on my TAFS weekend this Friday
TAFS by JBF May 14, 2005
A very annoying person. Often found in shanty apartments, eating watermelon and drinking soda and/or Kool-Aid.
That tafsgin is so annoying, he stole my tv in the middle of the night and i couldn't even tell!
tafsgin by Massive Flamers July 24, 2009

tafshawn 

Tafshawn Is a men that can love by someone and he a hoe
Tafshawn can be loved
tafshawn by Tafshawn April 23, 2018
gayest motherfucker alive im not even trolling like this mf deadass likes toddlers
I like children and men, they call me a tafseer in the streets
Tafseer by gaymenomg12345 January 30, 2022
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