Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space
Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!
by jb April 27, 2004
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JB

A homosexual fellow who is correct when it comes to politics of America, so far.
JB is such a queer, but his definition of America is great.
by JB July 09, 2003
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dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
by JB July 23, 2003
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G-Monkey

A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.
When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.
by JB March 10, 2003
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ringass

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.
He was a complete ringass.
by jB January 07, 2004
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lapdic

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.
by jb January 17, 2004
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whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.
For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!
by JB February 28, 2005
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