lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 02, 2004

brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Dr. vodka

The amazing combination of vodka and Dr Pepper

This Dr Vodka is w00t!

by JB October 01, 2004

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

Pacer

A crappy high school mascot

Damn, the Lakeridge Pacers have a dumb team name!

by JB March 30, 2005