by Jason November 15, 2004

by Jason May 13, 2005

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!
I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|
by Jason March 22, 2005

by Jason February 26, 2005

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
by Jason November 05, 2003

I went to the dopeman to get some gofaster but he was out for the moment, so I tweeked on his porch step for the night.
by Jason September 08, 2004
