surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

Toocan Sam

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

by James March 06, 2004

dusty

A small, very gay little boy who often sucks massive amounts of penis at a time. Often participates in circle jerks, and bukake.

That was such a dusty thing to do..

by James February 26, 2005

kirste harrison

James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.

Kirste you are beautiful

*kirste* shut up james

by James February 09, 2005

Nigggger

An awesome chick from Australia known as Be Anchor and Bee/B.

She also knows of teh round one aka as Linda Kendall and fat shit. :)

B ish/was a sekzee nigger. <3 </3

B jo0 nig63r and Bee jo0 niggaw.

by James July 06, 2004

bleh

The thing that all cartoon vampires, and some who aren't cartoons, have to say

"Bleh! Bleh! I'm going to suck your blood!" said the vampire.

by james April 14, 2003

S.o.N.Y.

Da newest thing to hit the streets.
You'll see.

You heard about that nigga S.o.N.Y.

by James November 15, 2003