JAmes's definitions

lunk

Is used to describe a person or object that represents low demeanor or value. It can also be used to describe an unidentifyable object.

Goddamn that guy drives a Lunk car;
What the hell are you eating!? it looks like a Lunk or something!

by james August 11, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

mantas

a double ray(s)
Put two rays together to make one.
Four in the pink four in the stink

'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'

by james March 7, 2005

life

whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?

life is ____

by james December 24, 2003

talk show

A Television program that shows alot of people talking about things that will never be retained by the human brain long enough to make any kind of substantial differance in our lives whatsoever.

Kristy? Did you see Oprah's latest talk show?...it was bout...umm...oh shucks i had it there for a second...now it's gone.

by James March 6, 2004

ettalong

a place where roadblocks of burning tires and wrecked cars is commonplace, the average citizen brandishing an AK-47 or some type of black market antitank launcher, typically an RPG.

see somalia.

"SKINNIES WITH RPGS!"

"we're pinned down!"

"fuck, ettalong is liek somalia... watch for the skinnies with RPG's"

"we're not gonna make it out, are we?"

by James January 20, 2004

Dirty thirty

An individual approaching the age of thirty, nonetheless in denunciation of the aging process and notwithstanding, insists on lying about their mounting years simply by acting the part. Sometimes called teenial. The denial of the teen years long gone by.

Big Gay Billy is so ‘dirty thirty’, even shopping at the Gap won’t help his plight. Being thirty is really dirty.

by James March 18, 2004