JAmes's definitions

bixen

(n.) variation of vixen but also a gay ass motherfucker with shitty computer

Bixen cannot believe his computer gets owned by an IMac.

by James June 30, 2003

J-MO

Nickname of a popular WERS DJ for the show rockers. J-MO is characterized by his hippie lifestyle and lack of bathing. He has ridiculous hair that is impervious to rain, much like that of an African American, and loves Hunter S. Thompson. Also J-MO is an infamous misogynist, who when called as such believes people are complimenting him for being an excellent "Massage Artist"

Did you see that Beatrice, J-MO just asked me for a handjob!

by James April 25, 2004

Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 1, 2004

eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

by James July 25, 2003

Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

118118

A number which UK residents can dial to be put through to an operator in India which has had 6 hours english training, in an attempt to find a telephone number for a named company/residence. Most often results in temper loss and incohorent screaming from both parties.

The NEW 192-Directory Enquiries. Live it. 118-118.

by James June 15, 2004