Antisoiler

An individual of incredible attractiveness and moral worth with exemplary standards of personal hygiene, whose presence has the almost supernatural ability to purify the unclean.

Verb = to antisoil.

It became clear to Kris eventually that James was indeed the true antisoiler.

by James February 03, 2004

Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 01, 2004

indiana

a state in the midwest under michigan and between illinois and ohio where i live :-D

I live in Indiana...

by James July 19, 2006

Tekisasu

The Japanese word for "Texas."

Boku-no kazoku-ni Tekisasu-de aimashyou.

by James November 03, 2003

bixen

(n.) variation of vixen but also a gay ass motherfucker with shitty computer

Bixen cannot believe his computer gets owned by an IMac.

by James June 30, 2003

shlumpy

1. the act of getting high, but specifically smoking bud.

2. A state of being high...

Hey man, lets go shlumpy and then get munchies!
Dude, i'm soooo shlumpied right now.

by James May 13, 2005

Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 01, 2004