bumchodderism

The act of licking of one's ass cheeks while spreading wide on a wooden bench and trying to eat kebabs.

hey, i heard you got arrested for bumchodderism, is this true?

by James May 01, 2003

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

dilzip

Commonly referd to as a "dick" or "asshole"

Man, Scott Doyle is such a dilzip

by James March 19, 2004

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

by James February 22, 2005

whoom

the act of telling a story, perferrably one about sex

james goes whoom when he tells a story

by james March 28, 2004

interest

the cost of borrowing money.

"the interest on the national debt alone is abhorrent."

by James November 17, 2003

axilism

A weird sex position. In which you masturbate via your partners armpit

You wana get axilismed?
depends, what is it?
Spread your left arm out

by james March 10, 2003