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Definitions by JAmes

estate agent 

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.
"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."
estate agent by James January 18, 2005
A term used for describing someones Inadequacy in a certain field.
Mike (dumbass): I neva Dun nuffen so shut up
Charles (A* student in English): Mike, your grammar is quite simply appalling, compared to me you are but a Childe.
Childe by James January 18, 2005
A little known Karma Sutra position originating the the Assai region of India requiring the dislocation of the females left shoulder to provide extra stimulation for the mans ealobe. This position enables the Kundalini to flow through the three gates (energy points) reaching it's highest potential allowing for an explosive orgasm
That Swami really knows how to Borange

I think we'll really need a towel if we are going to borange
Borange by James January 11, 2005
some thing which is totally crap is waz
(shit)
(crap)
(broken)
(boring)
like when someone dose something really crap its totally waz

this is so waz
waz by james January 11, 2005

bloody butthole

when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much
MATT LU: i was riding this horse once and i got a bloody butthole
bloody butthole by james January 10, 2005
When ones underwear is grabbed by the waist band ans pulled up as high as it can go.
Man my friend gave me the most painfull wedgie and my boxers riped it went so high.
wedgie by james January 9, 2005

jeronimo 

Word used when performing leaps of great bounds or when jumping into an extremely large hole.
Paul couldn't believe the size of Rebecca's giant hole and screamed "Jeronimo!" before mounting and penetrating her.
jeronimo by James January 7, 2005