JASON's definitions

mutha

a synonym for "nigga" or "buddy". Or a word used when you're mad at someone and don't feel like wasting your time saying thier name.

J: "Hey mutha, wanna take a turn playing Metal Gear Solid 3?"
Dan: "Yeah, mutha"
....or
-"Can you pass that over here."
-"Sure you stupid mutha."

by JASON December 6, 2004

I see

Its the word everyone uses when someone just told you something and you literally can't come up with anything else to respond with. So in essence you use "I see"

Also used when you hear something really nasty or something you just could have gone without hearing you commonly use the words "I see"

Yo so dude, check it out... I went out with Jessica last night and things got crazy. *The dude who thinks he is so uber cool, goes on about the sick things he and Jessica did* *5 minutes later* Yeah so it was freaking awesome!
*Other friend* I see...

by Jason June 30, 2004

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

tanl

I word I created just for upwords

"I swear tanl is a real word"

by Jason December 4, 2004

fdisk

A program used to erase the contents of a computer hard drive and divide the disk up into logical drives that can then be formatted and used for storage. It is most commonly thought of with MS Windows and it's ancestors. There is a program for Linux called fdisk that does the same thing.

My hard drive is corrupt to the point where it is unusable. I'm going to run fdisk and try a fresh installation of Windows.

by Jason January 26, 2004

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008