JASON's definitions

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

limozeen

soon to be releasing a song on the homestar runner CD coming out next week (nov 2003)

ive got the heart of the lion, wings of the bat coz its midnight!

by Jason November 11, 2003

Ped

Another name for Moped, a type of Motorcycle that only often goes up to 180cc.

"Blud, we just jacked this ped!"

by Jason May 23, 2003

Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.

That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.

by Jason April 13, 2005

waterfalls

a massive uncontrolled release of diarrhea

Raph took a massive waterfall while mary and wu listened in with awe.

by JAson April 18, 2005

braille

Braille as most know is the writting system for blind people. It is made up of small bumps.

Braille also describes the nipples when they are errect, under a shirt. Cause it's cold, or the girl is horny. Usualy used to aleret a buddy to someone near.

"Yo, that chick has mad braille."

by Jason August 3, 2004