JASON's definitions

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

mammyrammer

An inbred dumbass that likes to poke his mother.

A moron of the highest order; someone of low intellect and devoid of common sense

by Jason August 14, 2003

Powang

A real Dufas

Hey! That Powang just ate my terd.

by Jason August 20, 2003

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004

Sintacle

Name given to the most beautiful person in the world and sweetest soul I've ever met.

Sintacle has stolen my heart.

by Jason March 20, 2005

holy piss

what comes from drinking holy water... also an interjection.

holy piss!!!
i just took a holy piss after drinking the holy water.

by jason November 29, 2003

halo 2

Halo 2 is the pimp s3qual to halo, Halo 2 offers games such a capture the flag, jaugernaut, oddball, and Team Fucking Slayer. All these games kick some major ass.

Jason Schriber says "Quote on Quote"
to Evan long. "Man we should play some team slayer" Evan replys ahhhhlllll i dont wanna loose my dammnn rank DOOD. Jason calls PUSSAY. And i shoot him with my sward and slach him with my plasma Pistole.

by Jason May 13, 2005