Definitions by JAKE

dick fuse 

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

dick fuse by Jake March 5, 2004

foot fuck 

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

foot fuck by Jake March 5, 2004

sleepy sex 

what you give your woman using your morning glory

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.

sleepy sex by Jake March 5, 2004

going the distance 

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

going the distance by Jake March 5, 2004

triple triple 

a coffee ordered with 3 each of cream (or milk) and sugar

yeah, gimme a large triple triple

triple triple by Jake March 5, 2004

cum slinger 

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

cum slinger by Jake March 5, 2004

night shift 

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

night shift by Jake March 5, 2004