JAKE's definitions

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 8, 2005

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 5, 2004

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 21, 2005

i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.

"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"

by Jake February 17, 2005