Definitions by JAKE

nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

nut by Jake March 23, 2004

t& a 

talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)

a.k.a. tits & ass

She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.

t& a by Jake March 21, 2004

kiss 

when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss

from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."

kiss by Jake March 20, 2004

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

well fuck me blue by Jake March 19, 2004

four finger fattie 

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

four finger fattie by Jake March 17, 2004

cranberries 

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

cranberries by Jake March 16, 2004

fuckathon 

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop

"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."

fuckathon by Jake March 15, 2004