blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it
Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?
by Jake January 12, 2004
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cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff
Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto
by Jake March 09, 2004
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Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all
I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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garbizzle

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"
by Jake May 06, 2005
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funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"
by jake September 16, 2004
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lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.
This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.
by Jake February 27, 2004
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