civil union

While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.
by Jake February 10, 2005
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woobsie

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'
by Jake November 18, 2004
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flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."
by Jake March 06, 2004
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tight

1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like
1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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cabin boy

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck
Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises
by Jake February 03, 2004
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religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?
religion is stupid because it is based on faith
by Jake March 31, 2004
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Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo
We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.
by Jake March 07, 2004
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