A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.
The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.
The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.
Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.
by Jack D. Ripper August 16, 2004
Get the Eye-Humper mug.Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*
Shittles: How do you do it?
*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*
Zach: You hit it with a hammer.
Shittles: Really?
Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.
Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!
Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
Shittles: How do you do it?
*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*
Zach: You hit it with a hammer.
Shittles: Really?
Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.
Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!
Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004
Get the shittles mug.A kid who is so into Hentai that he has actually been awarder the rank of Captain of All Hentai by the Cyborg Businessman, and entrusted with coordinating the various other lesser members of the Hentai heirarchy in the school.
Once the Captain of All Hentai has been identified, the only way to stop the spread of Chaos and Tentakelporr is to address him by his rank at all times (especially while in convenience stores and while the Captain of All Hentai is stoned) so that he cannot lure anyone else into allying with Chaos, or try to sacrifice Otaku virgins to Yggdrasil Proteus and Slaanesh to try and bring his bootleg Sailor Moon porn to life or summon a Tentacle Beast or Hell-Kite. Often, the Captain of All Hentai is aided in his battle against those who think tentakelporr is disgusting by various lower-ranking Chaos Cultists, as well as Chaos Constructs including Infernal Vending Machines, Posessed Porno Mags, Chaos Crapintoshes, T-680 Terminators, Bow Freaks, and more rarely Stygian SSD Books, Bigscreen Dreadnoughts, Abyssal Arcade Consoles, and possibly the Cyborg Businessman himself.
It is thought that addressing the Captain of All Hentai by his true name works on a similar principal to using a Daemon's True Name to destroy it.
Once the Captain of All Hentai has been identified, the only way to stop the spread of Chaos and Tentakelporr is to address him by his rank at all times (especially while in convenience stores and while the Captain of All Hentai is stoned) so that he cannot lure anyone else into allying with Chaos, or try to sacrifice Otaku virgins to Yggdrasil Proteus and Slaanesh to try and bring his bootleg Sailor Moon porn to life or summon a Tentacle Beast or Hell-Kite. Often, the Captain of All Hentai is aided in his battle against those who think tentakelporr is disgusting by various lower-ranking Chaos Cultists, as well as Chaos Constructs including Infernal Vending Machines, Posessed Porno Mags, Chaos Crapintoshes, T-680 Terminators, Bow Freaks, and more rarely Stygian SSD Books, Bigscreen Dreadnoughts, Abyssal Arcade Consoles, and possibly the Cyborg Businessman himself.
It is thought that addressing the Captain of All Hentai by his true name works on a similar principal to using a Daemon's True Name to destroy it.
Me: *getting snacks at Rite-Aid*
Stefan: *stoned off his ass, sneaks up behind me* Oh, hey, what's goin on?
Me: *doesn't want to fight off another squid, thinks fast* OH HEY, CAPTAIN HENTAI! HOW'S IT GOIN, CAPTAIN HENTAI?
Gherel: *also thinks beating off to cartoons is dumb* Caaaaaaaaptain Hentai!
Zach: *laughs ass off at Stefan because Stefan has wet dreams about Sailor Moon*
Stefan: Noooooooooo! Potator! *teleports back to Blubbernaut's Dildo Emporium*
Security Guard who looks like Vanilla Ice: Hey! Did that kid just steal that tub of hand lotion?!
Security Guard who looks and sounds like the Missing Link: Yeah, he did! And look, he also took that issue of Newtype with Faye Valentine on the cover!
Fatass Cashier with a crush on me for some reason: That bastard!
Zach: Well, what do you expect? He's the Captain of All Hentai!
FIN
Stefan: *stoned off his ass, sneaks up behind me* Oh, hey, what's goin on?
Me: *doesn't want to fight off another squid, thinks fast* OH HEY, CAPTAIN HENTAI! HOW'S IT GOIN, CAPTAIN HENTAI?
Gherel: *also thinks beating off to cartoons is dumb* Caaaaaaaaptain Hentai!
Zach: *laughs ass off at Stefan because Stefan has wet dreams about Sailor Moon*
Stefan: Noooooooooo! Potator! *teleports back to Blubbernaut's Dildo Emporium*
Security Guard who looks like Vanilla Ice: Hey! Did that kid just steal that tub of hand lotion?!
Security Guard who looks and sounds like the Missing Link: Yeah, he did! And look, he also took that issue of Newtype with Faye Valentine on the cover!
Fatass Cashier with a crush on me for some reason: That bastard!
Zach: Well, what do you expect? He's the Captain of All Hentai!
FIN
by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004
Get the Captain Hentai mug.1. A schoolbus, usually a really shitty one with an asshole driver.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.
Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
2. The most common mode of transportation for SWB students, followed closely by the Shitty Bus, the DerFuhrerMobile, and the Heel-Toe Express, since SWB spends all its money on piss-yellow printer paper and hush-money to keep half its teachers from being fired.
3. Utter and complete dogshit.
Word originated from the fact that the bus is the same color as the anemic American Cheese that's made in Sri Lanka and served in SWB school lunches along with plenty of Man Mayonnaise and Corpse-Eating Rat meat.
Mark: We better get on the cheesebus so we won't miss gym class and have to get more porn for Stiffen's Armada to graduate!
Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!
Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.
Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
Me: I fucking hate gym class! All it is is Kool-Aid and Windbag making bullshit calls about the gradeschool games Stiffen came up with for us to play so he could sell bootleg tapes to the Cyborg Businessman! That and Blubbernaut and the Fat Guy trying to kill me with dodgeballs and cornhole you and That Mofo Pooh!
Gherel: It also sucks that our school is supposed to be one of the best in the city, yet we can't afford our own gym or even computers that aren't either factory rejects or filled with Soviet Schoolgirl Porn! Oh well, at least we get to make fun of Flowers when she comes on to Mr. Bus Driver.
Me: Yeah, I guess there's that...
by Jack D. Ripper July 29, 2004
Get the Cheesebus mug.1. A wasted place. We didn't want to go there.
2. A college whose buildings and layout were not designed by human minds (thought to have been designed by Yggdrasil Proteus or possibly the Necrontyr), and are thus impossible for a sane person to navigate, as well as boasting a fucked-up bus schedule, lazy-ass Rowsdower-clone Rent-a-Cops and close proximity to the Hell-Hess, the porn shop, and a large parkinglot of Cheesebusses right next to the porn shop, it also bears the distinction of having nobody there after 5 PM who either:
A) Speaks English (not that I have anything against non-English speakers except that they usually fall under Category B as well)
B) Can give any useful information about how you're supposed to get to whatever room you're looking for
C) Isn't a dirty old man who wandered in from the porn shop down the street for his fix
D) Isn't a Daemonette or Twodephiliac
Surprisingly, Furrys have yet to be encountered there, but would seem to be only a matter of time.
Was (nick)named after a planet in a short story set in the Warhammer 40k universe that was invaded by the forces of Chaos. The new pronunciation, however (the planet's name was pronounced Peer-OH-dee, I think), comes from the name of a character from the famous (or infamous) webcomic MegaTokyo who was obsessed with hentai and one-hander console games, and was himself named after a character in a one-hander console game.
2. A college whose buildings and layout were not designed by human minds (thought to have been designed by Yggdrasil Proteus or possibly the Necrontyr), and are thus impossible for a sane person to navigate, as well as boasting a fucked-up bus schedule, lazy-ass Rowsdower-clone Rent-a-Cops and close proximity to the Hell-Hess, the porn shop, and a large parkinglot of Cheesebusses right next to the porn shop, it also bears the distinction of having nobody there after 5 PM who either:
A) Speaks English (not that I have anything against non-English speakers except that they usually fall under Category B as well)
B) Can give any useful information about how you're supposed to get to whatever room you're looking for
C) Isn't a dirty old man who wandered in from the porn shop down the street for his fix
D) Isn't a Daemonette or Twodephiliac
Surprisingly, Furrys have yet to be encountered there, but would seem to be only a matter of time.
Was (nick)named after a planet in a short story set in the Warhammer 40k universe that was invaded by the forces of Chaos. The new pronunciation, however (the planet's name was pronounced Peer-OH-dee, I think), comes from the name of a character from the famous (or infamous) webcomic MegaTokyo who was obsessed with hentai and one-hander console games, and was himself named after a character in a one-hander console game.
by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004
Get the Pirody mug.Variant spelling and pronunciation of "tentacles" based on some obscure Icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, Yggdrasil Proteus).
1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)
1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)
Dumbass A: I don't know how anyone could get off to hentai! It's frikkin tentacles!
Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!
Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*
Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*
Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*
Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.
*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*
*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*
Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*
Everyone: Hooray!
FIN
Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!
Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*
Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*
Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*
Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.
*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*
*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*
Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*
Everyone: Hooray!
FIN
by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004
Get the tentakels mug.1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention
2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.
I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
by JACK D. RIPPER May 22, 2003
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