tentakels 

Variant spelling and pronunciation of "tentacles" based on some obscure Icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, Yggdrasil Proteus).

1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)

Dumbass A: I don't know how anyone could get off to hentai! It's frikkin tentacles!

Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!

Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*

Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*


Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*

Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.

*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*

*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*

Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*

Everyone: Hooray!

FIN

tentakels by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Sacrifice to the Floor Tentacles!!!

Floor Tentacles by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.

The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.

ozric tentacles by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

tentacles 

A strange fetish belonging to my gf.
Don't ask how it's even possible.

"OMG, did you read that fic where Gee has TENTACLES? It was soooo hawt!!!!1!!!11"

tentacles by mexheartxyou May 23, 2008

Ballsack Tentacles 

Small, foreign limbs protruding from the ballsack area which tend to emit a colorless, putrid smelling discharge.

Noob: hey what are those????//


Alexzander von dick sack: those are just my ballsack tentacles. Notice the putrid discharge?

Ballsack Tentacles by oprah hitler March 9, 2009

the tentacles run deep 

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.

I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.

the tentacles run deep by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021