get served

1. Act like a dick and get what you got coming.
2. Fall on a trick in skateboarding
1. Yeah, dat bitch got served.

2. He hit the lip and got fuckin served.
by jack February 08, 2003
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Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.
Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.
by Jack October 07, 2004
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fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey
Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff
by jack September 29, 2004
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banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.
I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.
by Jack March 31, 2005
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mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self
by jack January 01, 2005
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soupeh

Oh my, wat a soupeh
by Jack August 26, 2003
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steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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