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urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.
my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste
by JACK March 29, 2005
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Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.

Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.

Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?

Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.

Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.

Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)

have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.


oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.

South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.

"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"

"Oh, you're European right?"
by JACK June 19, 2003
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to not work properly broken

to act in an unusual manner spastic

an insult to one who has ginger hair skuse
Sorry, my internet cut out - it's been acting very skuse-like today.

You're so skuse-like!
by JACK January 9, 2005
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the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is
by JACK May 27, 2004
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Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.
Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.
by JACK February 22, 2005
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You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.
You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake
by JACK March 20, 2005
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A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.
Come fly with me, lesbian seagull
by JACK August 4, 2004
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