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High School

High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running.

High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page.

High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn't piss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don't know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
High school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside.

The scars of High School last long after graduation day.
by Jack February 25, 2005
mugGet the High Schoolmug.

sobig

virus that is spreading like wildfire
by jack August 23, 2003
mugGet the sobigmug.

Ante

to put one and ones friends money together so that they can purchase an item.
yo bitch, if you want some crack; you best ante up
by jack March 9, 2003
mugGet the Antemug.

sweat ass

when your underwear sticks to the crack of your ass and cheeks and from heavy perspiration
During the heatwave he often suffered from sweat ass
by Jack June 23, 2004
mugGet the sweat assmug.

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.
My wife has large meatflaps.
by Jack August 9, 2003
mugGet the meatflapsmug.

Indy

Indy is short for Independent. Such as Independent film, Independent music, Independent wrestling, ect. Indy is usually an acronymn for low budget films. Some may use it for music (see underground for independant music) or wrestling, but not often. Becuase if used more often for other things such as music or wrestling the term becomes to close to Indy racing. So the term Indy manly shows up more with term "Indy Films" or "Indy Movie."
That indy movie Pi rocked!
by Jack February 3, 2005
mugGet the Indymug.

yons

short miget that likes the cock
hey ur a yons
by jack April 28, 2003
mugGet the yonsmug.

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