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Definitions by J. Michael Reiter

A Wiss is a portmanteau of Wimp and Piss...
The Word means a "Wimp who drinks Piss"...
This is the sort of albatross that gets hung around the neck of somebody who is bullied and then supposedly made up with by being bought a beer. Said beer, however, happens to have been dosed liberally with piss... This happens after the victim has been gotten drunk enough not to be able to prevent this from happening...
Ken was a Wiss the tough guys at the dock picked on regularly...
Wiss by J. Michael Reiter July 23, 2011

up the spout 

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...
E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.
up the spout by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008
The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...
Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...
crunchy by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007
The First Villain that The Justice League Of America faced in The Brave & The Bold no. 28, way back in the early sixties... This author was more than likely a little pooter back than, if at all. Any hoo, Starro is this big Lovecraftian Monster from outerspace that looks like a starfish with a red eye in the middle of its central mass...
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
OMG!!!! It's Starro The Conqueror!!!!
Run For The Hills!!!!!!
Starro by J. Michael Reiter November 6, 2006
"Zed" is the way us educated Canadians and British have pronounced the last letter of the latest incarnation of the Roman Alphabet.
ABC you get the rest, X, Y, ZED, DAMMIT, NOT ZEE!
zed by J. Michael Reiter July 24, 2006

Muay Thai 

An unarmed Combative scheme developed seemingly for thugs from money and privilege to be used in resistance to arrest by law enforcement... Not to mention as a tool of intimidation in the act of bullying...
Before Peter Sheard got expelled from school, he was the worst bully in school and his favourite tool was a here to fore unknown "martial art" known by the name Muay Thai...

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!