J. Michael Reiter's definitions

Can Opener

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004

Sword

A weapon from days gone by that has yet to be equalled for its sheer simplicity and elegance; A thing that at its simplest is a long knife with different rules and expectations as well as some different techniques from standard knife fighting. Also this is a weapon that inspires fear and devotion.
Just ask all the Kendoka and Martial Artists; Check out Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2. Oh, Yes; Note that the scimitar , a sword originating in the Middle East, was one that was wielded by the Saracens(Ancestors to the present day's population) and wielded "blade to the wind", the right way, to be true...


ii) In the parlance of today, however, a sword is merely an erect penis, as a nod to freudian psychoanalytic theory...

The ancient Persians had a disconcerting habit of scaring their adversaries by standing in ranks on the battlefield and holding their sword in the air and allowing the wind to be cut as it blew throug their ranks... This sort of thing was what originated the modern day military's honor guard's drill command and movement known as "blades to the wind".

by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004

Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...

The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.

by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004

Marines

a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.

Call in the Marines!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005

we built this city on rock and roll

a phrase from We Built This City, a song from Starship, a band who in previous incarnations had been known as Jefferson Starship, and previously to that, Jefferson Airplane... Some folk despise this song, maybe rightly so, because in their 1960's incarnation as Jefferson Airplane, this band was one of the ones from that era that mattered.

We built this city on rock and roll..

by J. Michael Reiter June 13, 2004

puppie

infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...

Puppies and Kittens are heartwarming balls of fur that grow into Dogs and Cats...

by J. Michael Reiter January 4, 2005

Cheating

The Kiss of Death for one's academic career especially if you are in Senior High School/First Year University. Anyone caught tend to be expelled and or blackballed from the college or campus in question... Rightfully so, too.

Cheating on tests is cheating yourself...

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005