J. Michael Reiter's definitions
The First Villain that The Justice League Of America faced in The Brave & The Bold no. 28, way back in the early sixties... This author was more than likely a little pooter back than, if at all. Any hoo, Starro is this big Lovecraftian Monster from outerspace that looks like a starfish with a red eye in the middle of its central mass...
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
This creature was eventually defeated not by the Justice League, but by their mascot, "Snapper" Carr, who lived up to being annoying all by himself, never mind by snapping his fingers all the goddamn time.
by J. Michael Reiter November 6, 2006
Get the Starromug. A weapon from days gone by that has yet to be equalled for its sheer simplicity and elegance; A thing that at its simplest is a long knife with different rules and expectations as well as some different techniques from standard knife fighting. Also this is a weapon that inspires fear and devotion.
Just ask all the Kendoka and Martial Artists; Check out Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2. Oh, Yes; Note that the scimitar , a sword originating in the Middle East, was one that was wielded by the Saracens(Ancestors to the present day's population) and wielded "blade to the wind", the right way, to be true...
ii) In the parlance of today, however, a sword is merely an erect penis, as a nod to freudian psychoanalytic theory...
Just ask all the Kendoka and Martial Artists; Check out Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2. Oh, Yes; Note that the scimitar , a sword originating in the Middle East, was one that was wielded by the Saracens(Ancestors to the present day's population) and wielded "blade to the wind", the right way, to be true...
ii) In the parlance of today, however, a sword is merely an erect penis, as a nod to freudian psychoanalytic theory...
The ancient Persians had a disconcerting habit of scaring their adversaries by standing in ranks on the battlefield and holding their sword in the air and allowing the wind to be cut as it blew throug their ranks... This sort of thing was what originated the modern day military's honor guard's drill command and movement known as "blades to the wind".
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
Get the Swordmug. Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...
by J. Michael Reiter January 13, 2008
Get the up the spoutmug. VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006
Get the learn you a lessonmug. Jimi Hendrix is a guitar GOD.
by J. Michael Reiter January 2, 2005
Get the Guitarmug. an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.
Ditto for guns...
Ditto for guns...
Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...
by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005
Get the Muay Thaimug. A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.
This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...
The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...
The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!
The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...
The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...
The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!
The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
Get the Paintballmug.