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a fart that takes the cake.
by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004
Get the Can Opener mug.Jimi Hendrix is a guitar GOD.
by J. Michael Reiter January 2, 2005
Get the Guitar mug.a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.
Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.
Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.
by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005
Get the Earth mug.That could be either of the two biggest digits on your feet;
or when spelled thusly: Big T.O.E. refers to the Big Theory Of Everything, which by it self, is self explanatory.
or when spelled thusly: Big T.O.E. refers to the Big Theory Of Everything, which by it self, is self explanatory.
1. OUCH!!!!!!! I crushed my big toe!
2. The Big Theory Of Everything is a complicated mess of facts, figures and things totalling the sum 42.
2. The Big Theory Of Everything is a complicated mess of facts, figures and things totalling the sum 42.
by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005
Get the bigtoe mug.A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.
This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...
The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...
The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!
The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...
The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...
The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!
The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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Get the pot mug.a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;
with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...
with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...
An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...
by J. Michael Reiter October 25, 2004
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