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Paintball

A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.

This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...

The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...

The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!

The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...
Paintball! What a ridiculous excuse for reality!!!
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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pot

Otherwise known as Marijauna. Or Shit, wacky tobacky, weed, bhang, or Mary Jaise, Mary J's, or MJ.
Dog, Yo, Yo, YO! Let's score some fine ass pot, ma bruzzle!!!
by J. Michael Reiter September 6, 2004
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Can Opener

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?
by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004
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Aquascutum

a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;

with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...
An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...
by J. Michael Reiter October 25, 2004
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a phrase from We Built This City, a song from Starship, a band who in previous incarnations had been known as Jefferson Starship, and previously to that, Jefferson Airplane... Some folk despise this song, maybe rightly so, because in their 1960's incarnation as Jefferson Airplane, this band was one of the ones from that era that mattered.
We built this city on rock and roll..
by J. Michael Reiter June 13, 2004
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Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...
The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.
by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004
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Marines

a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.
Call in the Marines!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005
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