J. Michael Reiter's definitions

Muay Thai

An unarmed Combative scheme developed seemingly for thugs from money and privilege to be used in resistance to arrest by law enforcement... Not to mention as a tool of intimidation in the act of bullying...

Before Peter Sheard got expelled from school, he was the worst bully in school and his favourite tool was a here to fore unknown "martial art" known by the name Muay Thai...

by J. Michael Reiter May 31, 2006

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.

You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!

by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006

Man nap

Man Napping is the Civilian Equivalent of the Forced Rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. This is generally ordered by the NCOs or Officers in your Platoon, Flight or Division.
Can be a restful and recuperative thing...

I was man napping during my shift... Got caught but I didn't get RTUed, I just caught el supremo...

by J. Michael Reiter September 6, 2005

AOL Disk

Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.

Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...

Got an AOL disk? Good. I need more for my collection...

by J. Michael Reiter May 22, 2005

Karate.

Okinawan Unarmed Combat, that has been treated like shit by any one of its practictioners, not to mention the most recent ones as of the late 1980's by many a snotty nosed kid and young adult alike.
Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!

Karate is a difficult and demanding thing.

by J. Michael Reiter June 16, 2005

Brasshole

Typically, gruntspeak for an officer that should be fucking well fragged when the oppurtunity and moment to kill the motherfucker with a grenade, fragmentation, hand is at hand. That moment generally happens on things like patrols, or when the victim is taking a shit at the shit pit...

Damn Brassholes. They gotta keep coming to this section's common area like a bunch of fucking tourists!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter August 3, 2005

chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.

This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.

Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005