J-Smoove's definitions

Jewocracy

A government run by Jews.

Israel is a Jewocracy.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

Que La Chinga

In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. Que La Chinga is like What The Fuck, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example. Can be abbreviated as QLC.

Que La Chinga man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

jesus

a black jew who founded christianity

Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"

by J-Smoove April 24, 2006

huhhhhhhhhh

a long sigh, used when someone says something they have said a million times before, or if someone says something so wrong that you can't say anything back, all you can do is sigh

Vasu: "UNC is so cool, I almost went there you know"
Sawan: "Yeah man I wish Tyler Hansbrough skeeted in my face"
Reasonable person: "huhhhhhhhhh"

by J-Smoove May 5, 2006

Hennessey

a word 2pac rhymed with "enemies" at least 5000 times in his career

"Just me and you evading enemies
Let you get my last shot of Hennessey" --2pac

by J-Smoove May 20, 2006

Billy Knight

Executive Vice President and General Manager of the Atlanta Hawks.

Billy Knight makes player personnel decisions for the Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball team.

by J-Smoove September 1, 2006