tom cruise

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.

Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

flopternity

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

by J-Smoove May 17, 2006

activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.

At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee

8======D, also known as woodpecker, hoo-hoo-dilly, or penis.

I stuck my eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dee between your mom's left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis space space left parenthesis space o space right parenthesis last night and titty-fucked her all night long.

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

funny fuse

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything

Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.

by J-Smoove May 05, 2006

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

by J-Smoove June 01, 2006

Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006