J's definitions

kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

by J January 21, 2004

britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.

After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.

by J August 6, 2003

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005

o's

common baltimorian nickname for the Orioles, the best team in baseball history, arch-enemies of the New York Yankees, also emphasized heavily in the national anthem

O's baby... O-R-I-O-L-E-S

by J May 5, 2005

taxie

obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...

hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)

by J April 1, 2005

quikkstylez

pwnz tha asian bitches

damn that quikkstylez he stole my asian wimmins

by j December 14, 2003