imac

Someone with high computing needs who doesn't want to be tangled with the everyday problems plaguing the PC industry.

The iMac was voted the year's top computer and your PC looks like crap compared to my beautiful iMac.

by J January 14, 2003

B&

B Ampersand
B And
Banned

<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*

by J November 03, 2004

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 13, 2004

Dubliner

excuse me gerry80???

A person from Dublin (in Ireland) no difference between north or souhsiders because you can't judge people from where they live!
(not everyone in dublin are "wankers"!!)

i live in dublin therefore i'm a dubliner..

by J April 09, 2005

Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.

This assignment is a pile of cunt!

by J March 10, 2005

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 04, 2005

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003