J's definitions

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

kickback

get together to smoke n drink hella. everyone in the SACRA valley knows bout it, cuz there aint shit to do so we just have kikbacks everyday.

eh, vato you gon go to Leticia's kikback at 3. Heard there was gonna be hella smoke n she gots like 10 bottles.

by J May 13, 2005

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005

dumbass

1. someone that is stupid
2. someone who spells out street talk so they think they sound cool
3. someone who thinks that they have it worse than everyone else

That guy is a dumbass.
The person whoe wrote, "I'm in da hizzouse 4 realz mo fo." is a dumbass.
The girl who is bitching about everything is a dumbass.

by j May 13, 2005

sickwidit

1. something that is tight.
2. going along.

1. this bowl is sickwidit.
2. are you going to the bar tonight? yea man, i am sickwidit.

by j May 13, 2005

Spray Can Sexy

A Person who is sooooo hott that it looks like there body was spray painted on a canvas(because it is Perfect),usually a girl,but some guys can be Spray can sexy as well.

Damn, she is spray can sexy!She got a hott booty!!!!

by J May 13, 2005

gangan

A hooker or prostitute that has sex with dogs

Your mom is a gangan, faggott!!!

by j May 13, 2005