J's definitions

mkk

the mkk is an ancient mystical tribe based in the thorny underbrush of suburban washington dc. they serve only the prophets wing wah jones and bukkake j, who bring forth the hallowed word of the eternally sacred T_ny W_. they display their reverence by drinking lots of Haffenreffer's Private Stock, the only malt liqour with the import taste, and 151, which makes you shit fire.

Person 1: Yo I hear the MKK is rollin' up tonight.
Person 2: We'd better get out of here before they totally fuck our shit up.
Hot Chicks: You guys go ahead, we'll stay here and distribute blumpkins to those bad motherfuckers.
T_ny W_: fa sho bitch

by j February 22, 2005

arpana dhir

I'm in love with her. i care about her so much, if she only knew. Probably the most beautiful girl, both physically and personality, that I have ever had the blessing to know. Arpana if your reading this, I love you. your always on my mind sunshine

when im stressed out, all I have to do is think about u, and it all fades away.

by J September 23, 2004

jinxd

a little kid with balls still in the stomach cavity :)

ex. jinxd shut your mouth kid, and bend over.

by j December 24, 2003

tough titty

tough luck

I would never say, "It's just tough titty."
Usually this phrase occurs alone, as a clever retort.

by J November 16, 2003

rubber necker

a nosey mofo trying to be in another's business when they have no authority or point to.

the boyfriend buttin' into the (soon-to-be) ex-husband & wife's exsponged belongings (mediation).

by j July 1, 2004

fellway

an extremely kick ass band from socal

"man, have you heard fellway?? they are so good i want them to have my babies."

by j August 18, 2004

crop dusting

this is when your at a real busy bar or club and a dude rubs up on you trying to get by. even though there is a cute girls standing right behind you he could have rubbed up on.

yo jeff, that dude just crop dusted me, i swear, the next person to do it is getting lumped up. yo

by j August 4, 2004