J's definitions

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

skinhead

One with a shaved head, tight jeans, boots, and who cannot fight on his own. They usually go around in large groups beating up younger kids or people in smaller numbers.

The word skinhead is almost an oxy-moron. When you see one, there are usually ten more standing behind you.

by J January 23, 2004

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003

Pile of Cunt

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.

This assignment is a pile of cunt!

by J March 10, 2005

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

diesel

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.

actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel

by J January 21, 2004