the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.
Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.
by Intelligence001 October 05, 2023
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spider

The leading cause of house fires.
There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.
by Intelligence001 July 05, 2016
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tetraphobia

Irrational fear of the number 4. This is most prominent in East Asian countries.
In those regions, the number 4 in most Asian languages is a homophone with death, the main reason tetraphobia is prominent in East Asia.
by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016
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Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.
Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.
by Intelligence001 October 10, 2016
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A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.
by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022
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Ignoramus

A total idiot. For instance, looking up "stupid" in the dictionary cuz you don't know what it means.
by Intelligence001 June 21, 2016
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Brie Larson

An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.
"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."
by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023
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